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The Nutcracker meets the obesity crisis

4/12/2018

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PictureLet them eat cake
A slender crescent moon and the stars linger. Frost and December sunrise, a rosy dawn.   After last night's live-screening of The Nutcracker by The Royal Ballet, I'm bound for Scout Scar in dancing shoes.   Lost in the refinement of a fairy-tale world, in the grace and athleticism of the dancers.  I'd like a pair of  Turkish trousers. A little girl has come in  pink tu-tu and red boots.  We're like them,  like the dancers. Well we could be.

 Before and after The Nutcracker, the news. In Katowice, Poland, David Attenborough tells the urgency of addressing Climate Change at a UN conference. 
A radio 4 voice warns of the 'obese crisity' (sic).  The obese crisity  is hotting-up in The Nutcracker audience.


It's like being in the pit at The Globe Theatre in the reign of Elizabeth 1.  The groundlings are eating and drinking, chucking away  cobnut shells which will tell tales centuries later when the theatre is rebuilt. They would walk home under the stars, as we did last night.  A few of us walked home, a very few. I'd like to have seen children inspired by the ballet to dance all the way home.
In the theatre it's  slurp and burp close in our ears. Kids and parents, the audience  is stuffing itself and only Tchaikovsky's impassioned  music muffles the ambient noise. Here come the dances of the sweets and the sickly-sweetie sensation is all around, the smell of food, the slosh of drinks the rustle of discarded wrappings.  If the sugar plum fairy likes sugar she has danced it off.  The young woman in front of me has not, and she spills out over two seats. She has no perceptible shape. 
Shakespeare's crowd hasn't heard of the obese crisity.  They would frolic home under the stars and on a bright and frosty December morning they'd hurry to school in a glow of sunrise.  Apprentices to work.  And if they ate throughout a performance it wasn't  sugar. Yes I know Falstaff, Sir John slurp and burp, Sir John sack and sugar.  He's the lone glutton amongst Prince Hal's companions.  Gluttony, one of the seven deadly sins. Whether or not we  see it as sinful let's concede it is  disabling and deadly. 
Francis and I are surrounded by incessant snacking.   This isn't helping the fight against Climate Change, he remarks. No, nor the obese crisity.
Next morning, 2 December The Guardian. Michael Savage reports on a speech from Amanda Spielman, Chief Inspector for Schools.   The obesity crisis is best handled in the home.  Responsibility lies first with parents. 






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an orienteer
8/12/2018 09:28:25 pm

That looks a mighty fine coffee and cakes...
Agree wholeheartedly that drinks and food should be enjoyed pre or post theatre film or ballet and NOT during
it’s a discourtesy to fellow audience members and detracts significantly from the performance

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